admissionsproblems:

Good morning counselors. Not going to lie - we woke up and realized we didn’t write Monday Mournings. It’s already THAT kind of Monday. Yep. Nevertheless, we forged ahead and have provided you with the perfect story to start your day out right.

I just had a potential “student” in my office,…

^THIS^ is what I deal with errrday…..

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rampaigehalseyface:

sylvia-scarlett:

highway131:

pheeels:

emilie-rainbow:

highmaintenancewhitegirl:

i’ve had this fantasy SO MANY TIMES

A good example of a rape joke that’s funny, in my opinion. Because the victim isn’t the butt of the joke, the ridiculous idea that our society makes it dangerous just to have a vagina is the butt of the joke.

emphasis mine because it’s WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ARUGHESIF

but fucking Wanda Sykes. What an awesome lady.

god I love Wanda Sykes. she’s funny as hell.

Four for you, Wanda. She is so damn awesome.

I love this woman XD also, wtf science? Can we make this a priority? XDXD

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hpphans:

scarily-obsessed:

I don’t even know any more.

I literally screamed “OH MY GOD” 

THIS IS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE

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tiggyloo:

hawkeyeview:

kiwibutt:

 PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT

ERMAHGERD.

HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN JSDKFHGSKJDF

sdfh;kjdfkjadslk OMG THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS HIDDLESTON, EVANS AND RENNER BEING ON MY DASH

move your cursor faster and slower for different thicknesses~

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